Here are a couple that hit me between the eyes:
Dave, from 'The Full Monty' wrote:Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.
Friar Tuck, from 'Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves' wrote:This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER.
How incisive is that!?!Catherine, from 'Proof' wrote:She's not my friend. She's my sister.
What are your favourites?